Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll still get run over if you just sit there.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Live so that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are all ignorant about different things.
We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.